Terrible Stories #2

[Rules: Max of 2 lines per post. Max 1 post per user per day. The theme is to rhyme, or at least try. Story ends at 20 posts]

[Edit: Change to the 2 line rule. Making things rhyme is hard as is. Make your post as long as you want, but try to keep it short]

There once was a boar called Borus,
Who wore a hat made out of tortoise,

He ate it one day, now his hunger won’t sate,
So he quickly became enormous.

Borus the boar, now fat as a dump,
Went for a walk into the forest,
where he came across a potential chump.